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The Truth About Sheik
PART ONE: or, ( Sheik Be A Lady To-night~! )

XD This is a crazyass single-timeline attempt made over a year ago, and I've finally accepted today that I will never finish this so I'm pasting it here to clear out the file. It's basically all there, though, if not "formally" then in notes.

Let's create some crazyass single-timeline theories involving TP for fun! Here I goooo~

TWW > TP > ( Read more... )

So I was starting up a game playing OoT's Master Quest when I started noticing little things, like how Link sleeps (and lol, how Link puts a hand on his hip when he talks to someone). Although I'd always just assumed that Link slept on his side, he actually sleeps on his stomach which kind of surprised me. Of course, I instantly thought of this ( Read more... )

Link walked up to the pimp and said " your a homo and i hate you! want to go do it in the back of a car?"

" sure i will be right there"

“We will be together forever, right Link?”

“FUCK YEAH!!!!”

Regarding the Split Timeline Theory (which Twilight Princess makes very possible)... Zelda sends Link back at the end of Ocarina of Time. So what actually happens with that?

Child split - he's sent back to his childhood which may or may not be before he meets Princess Zelda.
Adult split - he's sent back to his childhood so post-Ganondorf ( Read more... )

I don't know why, but after playing Twilight Princess yesterday, I began to feel some old-school longing. I kind of felt like playing Ocarina of Time again but I was too lazy to hook up by N64. So I popped in the Collector's Edition and picked up where I last left off in OoT, which was the final battle. I hadn't really finished the game because ( Read more... )

WHALE IN SPACE = BEST KINGDOM HEARTS "WORLD" EVER
Also, it was so Inside Jabu-Jabu, even down to the boss.

Anyway, I've pretty much been playing Kingdom Hearts all day, and it's pretty much the greatest thing ever. Pretty much. My favorite world to date is still the first, Wonderland, though I do enjoy the Coliseum. Especially the first time ( Read more... )

Walking with the ReDead
(or, OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY THERE'S SOMETHING EATING MY HEAD)
You always remember your firsts: first home run, first love, first time you play The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and rush down into the Royal Family's Tomb in the Kakariko Graveyard... Oh yes, I know I'm not alone among Zelda fans in ( Read more... )